Mother's Day...

It's always fun to see what the kids make at school for you on Mother's Day. Oh, it never ceases to amuse me.

Today was no exception. Grayce brought home a card- with all these questions that the teacher asked her about me and filled in. Here they are:

How old is your mom? 44 (Only 10 years off, the wrong way. In her defense when she says 34 it sounds exactly the same as 44)

How much does your mom weigh? 44lbs (why? Why would you ask this? & hmmmm, thanks. I pretty sure my bones weigh more than that!)

How tall is your mom? 66 feet. (ha!)

How does your mom relax? by laying down

My mom loves to cook: Hot dogs & Chips. (Really? We don't even have that hardly ever. I'm glad I've made such a culinary impression)

Mommy is great at a lot of things, but she is best at: working on her to computer to get my "fasheant" clothes in the mail. (Well, I am glad I'm good at somethin'!)

It makes her happy when: I clean my room. (I'm not happy all that often)

When my mom shops she loves to buy: Yarn (Huh?) and stuff to put on my "fasheant" clothes. (true, very true)

If she could go on a trip, she would go to OK City (no, really), and would take all our family, clothes and the dog. (Exciting!)

I really love it when my mom: Bop-a-bye's me

I love my mom because: I love to give her hugs and kisses.

My mom is as pretty as a: Raindrop when she has pretty make-up on. (Luv it)

Gavin made me another beeyootiful ceramic pottery piece. Orange this year. And made a lovely tea pot poem, and a questionnaire, kind of like Gray's. His answers may have sounded remarkably like what a certain 9 year old boy would want, such as:

If your mom had a magic wand: She would get a really big house with a pool and 21 spotted horses. (with 3 ranch-hands to handle the manure?)

If your mom won a million dollars she would: Buy 8 ipod touches, and an Xbox 360.(and a large media game room with sound proof walls?)

If you could give your mom one big present: I would give her a pool table. (a big pool table with a big diamond ring in the middle?)

Ahhh. Priceless.

Happy Mother's Day to you!